Darth Binky

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Personal Information Name: Birth name unknown, has been known as Darth Binky in early records. Age:??? Unknown, has a youthful appearance but has been first reported on the galaxy at large for more more than a decade. Estimated to be in his late twenties to early thirties. Birthplace: Unknown Species: Baseline Human Marital Status: Single and looking. Force Sensitive: Yes Rank: Sith Knight Master: Various Apprentices: None Physical Description Height: N/A Darth Binky possesses augmentic limbs, and has been known to increase and decrease his stature depending on his mood and the availability of new prosthetics. Weight: 90 lbs. Hair: Dark Brown Eyes: N/A. Binky lost his eye sight early in his training and his eyes were replaced with a crude prosthetic apparatus.

Family Parents: Unknown. Darth Binky rarely talks of his life prior to Sith Order. Most likely his parents abandoned him at an early age than deal with such a child. Siblings: Unknown. Droids and Ships Ships: Pleasure Yacht; the Decadance. Droids: Several protocol, pleasure, and maintance droids frequent the Decadance though he has been known to be accompanied by an ancient HK series combat droid.

Affliations None.

Character History Darth Binky is... um... a little on the off-ish side of things. Living in street gangs the majority of his life, he claims to have been brought up on Coruscant, however depending on the time of asking, his place of birth changes. Either the fractured skull he received during his 'intense' inception in the Sith Order.

Darth Binky was originally given entrance in the Sith Order, after having his skull fractured and still persisting on membership, proof that perserverance pays off. Originally it was thought he wouldn't last long and would provide fodder for other apprentices during their training, or the living equivalent to stress balls for the Elders of the Order if they ever felt the need for random wanton violence. In short, Binky was considered harmless, and was given hesitant membership within the Sith.

Considered a joke of a Sith, Binky was never assigned a permanent master, instead often tagging along with more experianced Sith Knights and Lords in the hopes that maybe he'd learn something useful. Early on, it was determined that the young Sith was a danger to himself and others and had his light saber confiscated after an embarrassing incident, where Binky accidently beheaded two of his fellow apprentices during some boisterous horseplay. Because of this, his already poor saber skills suffered greatly. An unforeseen benefit of being a Sith without a saber, Darth Binky trained mostly in the force related skill sets, and became quite adept at manipulating the force, and his surroundings quickly. Binky soon became a mascot for several of the more elder Sith, who finally thought the errant Sith had finally found his calling.

Unfortunately, as with what happens to most people who spend any prolonged amount of contact with Darth Binky, they tend to disappear, as what with happened to the Sith he trained under. Binky is currently on the lookout for a new master to continue his training.

When Alexia Sturkov decided the galaxy would be a better place if the Sith Order was wiped out to a man, Darth Binky then held the rank of Sith Knight. However, considered to be a joke, he was not included in the database of active members in the Sith Order. Indeed, Darth Binky wasn't even on Korriban during Sturkov's invasion. Rather the Sith Knight was on yet another of his drug fueled tangents, reaching ever and ever greater heights of excess. Sensing a disturbance in the Force, he returned to Korriban, however, at which time, the Invasion was long over.

Happening upon the scene of the final battle between the Sith and Alexia Sturkov, as well as the corpses of her Hunters, Darth Binky found dozens of corpses; belonging to both his fellow Sith and the now deceased Hunters. Binky's mentality of "waste not, want not" caused him to gather up the pile of weapons and valuables left behind as a monument to Sturkov's wrath, whilst evading the few Hunters that remained unsupervised in the Sith compound. Piling the valuables aboard his ship, he sorted through them in the following months aboard his ship. He returned several more times to the destroyed Sith citadel to loot any more valuables that might have been left behind. However with each visit to Korriban, avoiding the Hunters became more and more difficult as Alexia Sturkov cemented her grip on the facility and the remaining Hunters.

However, Darth Binky's assumption that he was the last living Sith were short lived, as he soon heard of the survival of Zereth Lancer, as well as a small contingent of surviving Sith in hiding. Unable to join them for he had not been present during the battle on Korriban, and had been looting the corpses and homes of his dead comrades in the aftermath of the invasion. Binky could not also return to regular life in the galaxy, for he feared that Alexia Sturkov had his name and profile and was currently hunting the surviving Sith.

Having alienated himself from the Sith and from galactic affairs, Binky purchased a pleasure yacht bought with the stolen wealth of the Sith Order. He has since passed the time since the invasion reaching new heights of the ship's name sake, Decadence. Currently, he's sailing the galaxy in search of more exotic and perverse pleasures to inflict upon himself.


Physically, Binky is one scrawny man and often looks malnourished. His height often varies greatly depending on the prosthetics he wears. Binky lost his limbs during early light saber training. Currently, he has deciding to go the scarecrow route and stands an impressive 6'8. Don't let his looks full you, the synth-skin on his arms and legs conceals powerful bionics.

It should be noted that Darth Binky has quite a sweet tooth and loves chocolate pudding, often producing bowls upon bowls of it from pockets that can't possibly contain so much as a single bowl. Top Imperial researchers are still investigating.