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Thread: Random Mutant Thoughts: Warning, Contains Telepaths

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    Solomon Godfrey
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    X-Men Random Mutant Thoughts: Warning, Contains Telepaths

    That's right, ladies - Bikini Inspector.

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    Dude. Who the hell even are you?


    ...and why do you look so handsome, yet familiar?

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    Can I send letters to your wife somehow, please? I'm sure she'd looveee to know what you're up to.

    Boyd!! You can help me with dimensional correspondence, right??

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    Andraste
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    Yes Miss Hawkins, I do believe you can find some way to manage that. As reluctant as I am to use methods that would permit as such perhaps it would be best if you kept me updated on my husband's activities.

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    Solomon Godfrey
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    I'm performing a valuable service!

    It's the only way to ease the pain of my loss and heartbreak.

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    Andraste
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    Your excuses do not amuse me, Solomon.

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    Why haven't you been whapped upside the head by my double yet?


    Wait...


    Where is my double?










    probably got killed trying to save your ass.



    That's what happened, right?




    right?







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    Solomon Godfrey
    Guest
    ...who the fuck are you?

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    ... what?!

    What the eff do you mean by that?!

    Not funny Sol. Even from another universe your sense of humor is mean

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    Solomon Godfrey
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    Seriously, I'm not kidding.

    I have no idea who you are.

    Are you like... one of mom's sisters kids or something? Like, a cousin?

    Oh god, this universe's version of me is your dad, isn't he.

    God damn it, Sol: how many of these bastards do you have?!

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    I am staying out of this.

    Like, far enough out to be in Canada.

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    I get it.

    You wished I never existed one day, didn't you Sol?!


    See...this is why I never bring you pie.

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    Lilith
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    Oh this is classic. *noms popcorn*

    Please, continue breaking each others brains. One less thing I have to accomplish before bed time.

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    Ahahaha... So glad I'm not part of your messed up family.

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    Be careful of such statements, Kara Hawkins.

    Fate is a fickle thing.


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    ...Oh god. My mother is a Godfrey isn't she? They just keep showing up!

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    Yeah... knowing my dad, he probably banged your mom already.





    ...seriously. You should get a DNA test.

    I'm not kidding.

    Dude gets around more than a randy badger.

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    The teleportation does make such things rather easy.




    ...much like your mother.

    Last edited by Hurucan; Oct 8th, 2013 at 07:12:58 PM.

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    Watch your language, young lady.

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