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Oct 8th, 2013, 05:46:39 PM
#1
Random Mutant Thoughts: Warning, Contains Telepaths
That's right, ladies - Bikini Inspector.
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Oct 8th, 2013, 05:49:05 PM
#2
Dude. Who the hell even are you?
...and why do you look so handsome, yet familiar?
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Oct 8th, 2013, 06:07:38 PM
#3
Can I send letters to your wife somehow, please? I'm sure she'd looveee to know what you're up to.
Boyd!! You can help me with dimensional correspondence, right??
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Oct 8th, 2013, 06:10:39 PM
#4
Yes Miss Hawkins, I do believe you can find some way to manage that. As reluctant as I am to use methods that would permit as such perhaps it would be best if you kept me updated on my husband's activities.
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Oct 8th, 2013, 06:11:57 PM
#5
I'm performing a valuable service!
It's the only way to ease the pain of my loss and heartbreak.
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Oct 8th, 2013, 06:15:57 PM
#6
Your excuses do not amuse me, Solomon.
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Oct 8th, 2013, 06:18:40 PM
#7
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Oct 8th, 2013, 06:20:30 PM
#8
...who the fuck are you?
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Oct 8th, 2013, 06:22:36 PM
#9
... what?!
What the eff do you mean by that?!
Not funny Sol. Even from another universe your sense of humor is mean
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Oct 8th, 2013, 06:24:19 PM
#10
Seriously, I'm not kidding.
I have no idea who you are.
Are you like... one of mom's sisters kids or something? Like, a cousin?
Oh god, this universe's version of me is your dad, isn't he.
God damn it, Sol: how many of these bastards do you have?!
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Oct 8th, 2013, 06:24:48 PM
#11
I am staying out of this.
Like, far enough out to be in Canada.
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Oct 8th, 2013, 06:25:48 PM
#12
I get it.
You wished I never existed one day, didn't you Sol?!
See...this is why I never bring you pie.
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Oct 8th, 2013, 06:27:38 PM
#13
Oh this is classic. *noms popcorn*
Please, continue breaking each others brains. One less thing I have to accomplish before bed time.
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Oct 8th, 2013, 06:29:06 PM
#14
Ahahaha... So glad I'm not part of your messed up family.
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Oct 8th, 2013, 06:31:08 PM
#15
Be careful of such statements, Kara Hawkins.
Fate is a fickle thing.
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Oct 8th, 2013, 06:32:26 PM
#16
...Oh god. My mother is a Godfrey isn't she? They just keep showing up!
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Oct 8th, 2013, 06:32:53 PM
#17
Yeah... knowing my dad, he probably banged your mom already.
...seriously. You should get a DNA test.
I'm not kidding.
Dude gets around more than a randy badger.
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Oct 8th, 2013, 06:34:15 PM
#18
The teleportation does make such things rather easy.
...much like your mother.
Last edited by Hurucan; Oct 8th, 2013 at 07:12:58 PM.
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Oct 8th, 2013, 06:34:41 PM
#19
...fuck.
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Oct 8th, 2013, 07:13:47 PM
#20
Watch your language, young lady.
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