Alternate scene in the New Hope

[Zerg Lord Dyzm]

Stormtrooper:
How long have you had these droids?
Luke:
About three or four seasons

Stormtrooper:
Let me see your identification.

Obi Wan:
You don't need to see his identification.

Stormtrooper:
We don't need to see his identificaton.

Obi Wan:
You have to urinate really badly.

Stormtrooper:
I have to urinate really badly.

Obi Wan:
You're about to wet yourself.

Stormtrooper:
I'm about to wet myself.

Obi Wan:
You need to get to a urinal immediately.

Stormtrooper:
I need to get to a urinal immediately.

Obi Wan:
Move along.

Stormtrooper:
Move along.

[Fox609]

Luke: Geeze I thought he was gonna pee on us for sure!

[Zerg Lord Dyzm]

Its Not the east or the west side! NO ITS NOT! Its not the north or the south Side! No ITS NOT! Its THE DARK SIDE! U ARE CORRECT!