I'm not food!

[Lady Vader]

LV watched as Jhyx began to parade around giving orders to a half-brained Cizerack stuffing his face with rabbits. The sight was too much. Between smiles and held back laughter, she looked at the large feline, putting a finger on the rabbit's foot and stuffing it into his mouth.

Try not to blow a fuse, Cirr.

She looked back at the jittery Jhyx.

So... Admiral... you've experienced space travel. And with pirates no less. But... have you ever witnessed a...

She leaned in closer.

...Sith versus Jedi battle?

[Jhyx]

If his eyes could get any wider, they would have exploded, and his jaw nearly hit the tabletop. "A Sith versus Jedi battle?!"

He'd heard stories of the two groups and their long feud, but he'd never even seen a clash between the two. "I haven't ever seen one of those before," he went on, moving back to sit in front of her, "What are they like?"

[Lady Vader]

Oh...

*It was her turn to tell a story.*

...they can be quite deadly. But on the whole, quite exilerating as well.

Many a time, fights can end up with one opponent being maimed or killed, though there are times when there is a draw.

*She leaned on one elbow.*

I remember fighting a Jedi Knight once. He did offer a challenge, but not a big one. In the end, I got the upper hand, and he perished. Knights can be easy if they have not been properly trained.

Now, Jedi Masters on the other hand, they can be a challenge. But again, it depends on their experience.

*She took on a far off look.*

The clashing of lightsabers... the drawing of first blood... it's like nothing else in the universe.

*Her eyes came back to the bar.*

When you are at the Sith Order, I will take you to see the training grounds. There our young pupils train. And they train well and hard.

[Jhyx]

He couldn't wait to see all that Lady Vader was talking about. He sat silently, his tail swishing back and forth as his mind's eye painted grandiose battlegrounds with majestic warriors, each fighting for their own reasons; and each one wielding a lightsaber.

All he could do was stare up at Lady Vader as she spoke, entranced, for lack of a better word by the words she spoke.

[Saarreeaa Meorrrei]

Saarrreeaa walked through the door of the Bar and Grill, her ears laid back as her eyes searched for Cirrsseeto. The NRSF guard at the door made her walk through the weapon detector once more, and would have sent her through a third time if she hadn't shown him the metallic belt she had on under her tight fitting jacket. "jYou thjink jI can hjide a blasssterrr jin thjisss outfjit?" The male, flustered, shook his head in a silent no, and sent her on her way.

Frustrated, she spotted Cirr eating at a table, and threaded her way through bodies towards him. Thjisss place jisss gettjing too popularrr; jitsss crrrowded all the tjime now! The lithe female thought she saw her mother at the bar, but surely that was her imagination. Wasn't it?

Looking back, Saa saw a nondescript female and a gaudily dressed male at the bar. But no blonde haired Cizerack female. Eyebrow quirked, she put her hand on Cirr's shoulder, paying no attention to the gathering at his table. "Werrre jyou gojing to brrrjing djinnerrr to me orrr not? A female could ssstarrrve to death, jyou know!"

[Lady Vader]

*Smiling at Jhyx, she looked up to the new arrival. Cirr had another rabbit foot dangling out of his mouth, but she made no move to push this one in. She tilted her head slightly to the Cizerack female.*

He did order a cage of live rabbits. Though the supply is nearly gone, and I do believe it was only a snack.

*Completely undaunted by the blood drips on the table, she turned back to Jhyx.*

Perhaps we could join these gentle-beings for dinner and then be off to the Sith Order? It'd be rude to just leave the company that has so graciously joined us.

*She enjoyed the company of feline species, being half Trianii herself. She only hoped it wouldn't send her little companion into a frenzy being surrounded by cat-people.*

[Jhyx]

Jhyx looked up as well when the newcomer and spoke to Cirr. Jumping to his feet, he marched resolutely across the table, and after shoving the rest of the rabbit foot into Cirr's mouth, he bounded up to stand on Cirr's head. He clasped his paws at the small of his back once more and addressed the Cizerack Woman. "Pardon me, Miss, the name's Admiral Jhyx, and I won't allow you to talk to my officer in that tone," he said in a firm voice.

"Captain Cirr and I are on leave and enjoying this fine establishment. If you would like to eat with us, than I'm sure we can find you something to accomodate you. In the meantime, I would appreciate it if you excercized some manners."

Jhyx finished his sentence with an affirming nod, hopping down onto the table and giving the Cizerack woman a stern gaze lest she try and backtalk him.

[Cirrsseeto Raurrssatta]

Cirr's eyes widened as he heard Jhyx talk to Saa...and talk DOWN to her at that. His ears fluttered as he tried to subtly shake his head...hoping the little creature would take heed and stop the insults, before he got both of them killed...or more precisely before he got Cirr beaten and Jhyx, well, eaten.

[Jhyx]

Jhyx stopped abruptly; he knew the look Cirr was giving him. He'd seen it plenty of other times before, and that was usually when something not so good was about to happen.

His little ears fell, and he looked up at the Cizerack woman. Jhyx let out a small, nervous laugh, and offered her a cheezy grin.

[Lady Vader]

*Catching on, LV stood, offering the Cizerack woman a seat. She figured that a Cizerack woman would listen to another woman, one of feline decent. And just to be on the safe side, Lv used her natural ability over felines, and nudged the woman's mind, soothing it with patience.*

Please, do join us. We'd be honored with yuor company.

*She smiled graciously, letting one arm hang down, somewhat obscuring Jhyx, as a precautionary in case the cizerack lunged at the little critter.*

[Saarreeaa Meorrrei]

Saa's ears laid back as a tiny creature jumped on her manservant's head and told her off, in no uncertain terms. Her lips curled back in a snarl, but the creature suddenly looked uncertain, and offered a grin to her.

Couldn't very well eat something that smiled. Although, it wasn't a bad idea. The other female at the table, who smelled a little Trianii, offered her a seat, and she sat, losing intrest in eating the little forrda that talked back.

"Thank jyou forrr the jinvjitatjion." She nodded politely to the other female, and reached for the last rabbit, cracking its neck. The warm body went limp and Saarrreeaa delicately ate the meat off the bones, slurping up the fluids within the morsel.

[Jhyx]

Peeking out from behind Lady Vader's arm, Jhyx watched the Cizerack woman dispatch the last rabbit with more delicacy; if that's what it could be called, than Cirr.

Stepping out cautiously, he walked over to her slowly. "Do you know Catwoman?" he asked, curiosity returning, "'cause you look a lot like her. Only younger."

[Saarreeaa Meorrrei]

Saa frowned, reaching out a hand towards the forrrda. It jumped back, away from her curious touch, and she had a sudden instinct to leap across the table onto it. She licked her lips instead, and nudged Cirr to send him for more food. "jI do not know who jyou arrre rrreferrrjing to."

Catwoman? If this woman looked lik her, only younger... Frrrell, Motherrr jisss herrre. And she was probably making her way over right now, if she was still in the bar. jI know jI told herrr to vjisssjit, but thjisss jisss too sssoon! Saa looked down at the creature, who had grown brave again and was almost by her elbow, and quirked an eyebrow up.

"Do jyou have a name, Courrrageoussss One?" One snap and he was dinner. Or at least, an appetizer. But such a kill would bring pleasure only to her stomach. Then again, maybe not...

[Cirrsseeto Raurrssatta]

Cirrsseeto nodded obediently, leaving to bring back two dozen sajoi mice, and two 50 pound whole groupers

[Lady Vader]

*LV watched as Cirr went off in serach of food. She could only imagine what the big feline would bring back as the latest "kill", for the killing would more than likely occur afterwards.*

*She kept an eye on the cizerack woman, ready on a moments notice to silence the feline's instincts with a thought. But for now, she allowed the conversation to continue.*

*In the meantime, she pulled over a server droid and ordered herself a plate of Naboo gouber fish in a mild sauce with Mon Cal mini crabs on the side, with a glass of asti. The droid took down the order and inquired as to if there would be anything else. She paused and looked to Jhyx.*

I don't mean to interupt, but did you have any preference for dinner?

[Jhyx]

Jhyx inched closer to the stranger. "My name's Jhyx." He continued to stare at her, and finally sat down in front of her. "Are you sure you don't know Catwoman?" he inquired, a single eye narrowing as he examined her, "She tried to eat me earlier."

He looked back to Lady Vader when she asked him about dinner. His eyes lit up and his ears twitched as he turned with a small hop to face Lady Vader. Smiling wide, he threw out his arms. "Ooh! A huge cheeseburger! With extra bacon and barbecue sauce!!!"

He hadn't had one of those in a long while, and just the thought nearly made his mouth water. Flashing her another smile, he turned back to the Cizerack woman.

[Lady Vader]

*Lv chuckled and ordered the requested meal for the bundle of nervous fuzz. The droid rolled away, and she returned her attention back to the conversation.*



(OOC: <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=""> That's too creepy! That's exactly what I was going to post in my previous post before I decided I should ask you what you wanted to eat. Albiet, I wasn't gonna post extra bacon and bbq sauce, but I was gonna order ya a cheeseburger. <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/smile.gif ALT=""> )

[Saarreeaa Meorrrei]

"Jhjyx, jisss jit?" She frowned a little more over the strange name. There weren't enough syllables.

Cirr returned with their meal, and a feral smile drew Saa's lips up, exposing her sharp teeth as she reached for a sajoi mouse, letting it crawl on the table in front of her. It darted to the right, and she slapped her hand down, cutting off its escape.

The little white forrda scurried left, and she scooped it into her palm, popping it into her mouth like a morsel of popcorn. The tiny bones crunched in her mouth, but they were so small she just swallowed the entire creature. The other sajoi mice were crawling over each other in the high sided bowl they had been placed in.

Saa reached inside, and pulled out two more by their tails, and offered them to Cirr. "jYou know, Jhjyx, too much cooked meat jisss unhealthjy." She winked at the tiny male. Too tiny to be good for anything but food...

[Jhyx]

Jhyx watched her eat the mouse, completely unfazed after having witnessed Cirr's table manners. His eyes wandered to the bowl of mice, and he reached a tentative paw out, plucking one of the rodents out by the tail. Holding it up, he set it before him, observing it's fidgeting.

"Well," he began, still watching the mouse, "I've eaten bugs before. Does that count?"

[Cirrsseeto Raurrssatta]

Cirr accepted his mistress's token, tossing the two sajoi in his mouth, and swallowing them whole. They tickled as they squirmed down his throat, causing a goofy grin.