Bar Room Brawl(all combatants MUST be drunk)

[Live Wire]

*smashes her fist into fewdman and runs off*

[Fewdman]

Ow, stupid !@##$%%.
:: Fewd lobs a full bottle of Corona at LiveWire, and it finds it's mark. ::

[Lady Vader]

*LV comes stumbling in through the door... but misses the door and comes stumbling in through the concrete wall*

arish... who jush bashed my friendsh head over dere???

*she points a shakey finger at Fewdman*

YOU! you did itsh!!! you wanna piesh of me??? come here and you'll she why nobody meshes with my friendsh!!!

*LV takes out her whip and lashes it to Fewdman's legs, triping him and sending him crashing to his back*

have a drinksh on me!

*she smashes a full bottle of wiskey over his head*

*she looks at the bottle*

damn... good yearsh too... shame...

*she tosses the remains over her shoulder and goes running around the bar, screaming and lashing at anyone in site*

[Live Wire]

Thats why its good to be friends with LV!!!!!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!

*frys fewdman and runs off*

[Xarkz Chaos]

*walks in through LV's wlal(semi-drunk), and sits at a table*

Hey, wheres da service around here? * gets up from the table seconds befroe someone is thrown on it.

*pulls a chair over his head, but falls down* Ah need a drink... * pours himself something storng*

[Xarkz Chaos]

fiendish sig!

[Xarkz Chaos]

OOC: trying html...

[Lady DeVille]

*gets up from the floor and sees Xarkz. she jumps on him and punches him in the face, misses, and falls off*

[Xarkz Chaos]

*bends down to pick up a shiney penny and has Lady Deville just sort of fly over him*

za?

[Live Wire]

*laughs hysterically*

[Lady DeVille]

*swings back around, drunkenly, and staggers towards him.*

I'll get you! *but she was so far gone it sounded like: Ahlsh getssshh yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush!*

*She falls on him, and they collapse in a pile of legs and arms*

[Xarkz Chaos]

za? *had dropped his penny* *gets rather annoyed by this and force jumps in the small room, busting through the ceiling with Deville on top of him, then falls through another hole on the bar counter where he finds another shiney penny(deville still on top of his back)*

[Live Wire]

*continues laughing and mumbling something about aprons and rocking chairs*

[Lady DeVille]

*scrambling off the guy, LD kicks him off the bar, then jumps down after him and breaks a chair over his head*

[Xarkz Chaos]

*actually gets hit by something for a change (oh my!) and rolls to the floor, under a table which Live Wire is on, and knocks its legs out, dumping her into LD. Gets up groggily and sits at the bar, drinking some liquid.*

[Lady DeVille]

*scrambling out from under her mistress, LD lurches towards X and falls on him again, passing out*

[Xarkz Chaos]

*spills whatever he was drinking on LD, her hair soaking up a lot* Hmm...

*wonders what to do know, remembers, and then passes out*

[Lady DeVille]

*slides off Xarkz, landing on the floor where she starts snoring*

[Lady Vader]

*LV sees the comotion being put on by the two Sith ladies and one guy*

HEYSH! yoush jush knockdsh my friend intosh my freindsh... bad bad BAD!

*LV staggers over to where Xinkz is and whaps him over the head with a pressure cooker pot*

showwy... frying pansh alreadysh taken...

*LV throws the pot over her shoulder and it lands squarly on Gav's head... the pot cracks in several places and falls apart*

hardsh headsh...

*LV continues her running around and lashing at ppl... this time, climbing walls also*

[Xarkz Chaos]

*tiredly gets up and sits with his back against the bar. Glances over to some chairs, he slowly starts to spin his finger without moving his hand to levitate the 3 chairs and start spinning them in the air. Scoops up LD in one, LW in another, and LV in the last. Starts spinning it faster and faster until he notices there is a penny to the side of him and reaches for it, losing control of the chairs.*