It's coming...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurovis...g_Contest_2013
Yes, next Saturday is the final of the 2013 Eurovision Song Contest. Prepare for a feast of musical delights, including...
Germany, shamelessly ripping the beat/instrumental from Swedish House Mafia's "Don't You Worry Child"
The UK, hoping against hope that an aging Bonnie Tyler's dance moves are enough to carry us to victory
Romania, a grown man singing with the voice of a small girl
Ukraine, with a unicorn and the worlds least convincing CGI jungle
Greece, gypsy punks trying to lure us into voting for them with a cunning song title
Finland, utterly failing to live up to its brvtal metal potential
Malta, using up its entire quota of twee for the year
Montenegro, trying to cover all bases with cage-fighting strippers, ninjas, a carnival, a marching band and WUBWUBWUBWUB
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