Oops! (aka Roleplay Typo Hilarity)

[Dashiel Starborn]

(7:46:49 PM) stitches0013: "“...You hear that someone broke Director's Van-Derveld's that night on Yavin 4?”"
(7:46:52 PM) stitches0013: what'd they break?! XD
(7:46:56 PM) lordvanderveld: ...rofl
(7:46:57 PM) stitches0013: my mind went....all over the place
(7:46:59 PM) lordvanderveld: hymen
(7:47:02 PM) stitches0013: ROFL

[Emelie Shadowstar]

Ah, the joys of what a missing noun can do to my brain when it is mostly sans coffee.

[Dashiel Starborn]

At least we both came to the same conclusion :mneh

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

It's nice to know I'm not alone!

[John Glayde]

Wait: the Director was a virgin? O_o

Woah. Didn't see that coming...

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

That was my first thought too

[Dashiel Starborn]

I heard she was saving herself for the one

[Grace Van-Derveld]

IC - Actually, I'm not a virgin. Sadly thanks to a horrific event on Corulag, it was made quite clear to me that I wasn't welcomed

[Grace Van-Derveld]

I heard she was saving herself for the one

The One is dead, thanks for reminding me.

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

IC - Actually, I'm not a virgin. Sadly thanks to a horrific event on Corulag, it was made quite clear to me that I wasn't welcomed

...You and me, Director lady... yeah, we should get plastered and have a talk. *nods* Or, oh! You can come kill some Imperials in horrible ways with me? C'mon... I just watched Inglourious Basterds last night. I got allllll kinds of FUN ideas to put the boys in white through. Mwahahahaa..

I mean... *cough* Wow... that's a shame.

[Dashiel Starborn]

Note to self: never piss off Tur'enne.

[Alexander Tur'enne]

The One is dead, thanks for reminding me.

I thought he was still alive, because his code was glowy and orange at the end?

[Grace Van-Derveld]

Or both of us at the same time.

I do believe, my dear, we might have to have that drink then.

[John Glayde]

Or both of us at the same time.

Yes. Yes please.

[Grace Van-Derveld]

Not my sort of thing, fool. Go find another trollop.

[Dasquian]

Frak.

[Emelie Shadowstar]

So... Peregrine... you're game for being my personal bodyguard...right? Can't keep watch over shipments forever...it gets so fretfully boring.

[Dasquian]

It does get awful lonely out there in space.. and cold. So cold.

[John Glayde]

Not my sort of thing, fool. Go find another trollop.

...so, Miss Shadowstar. Name's Glayde. John Glayde.

[Emelie Shadowstar]

Oh I've got something that can keep you feeling warm you know...








No seriously, the entire station has really nice temperature control units. Don't even need a sweater most of the time. Except when Xi gets bored and decides to make it snow... But that's when we bust out the alcohol!
...You can come too, Glayde!

Wait... you're rebel scum.
That's bad for business right now! >: