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[Salem Ave]

http://www.sw-fans.net/forum/showthread.php?t=15744

State of the Nation. Lilaena, make it so!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Eeep!

Well, we've progressed a little since the last one...

[Lucianus Adair]

Yeh. Only a tiny little bit.

[Razielle Alastor]

yeah, but considering some of these plans have been in the works since '06, at least we are making progress.

[Salem Ave]

There have been some developments!

[Razielle Alastor]

Indeed. We've begun pillaging for relics, finalizing treaties, getting me twice-hitched, and giving everyone's favorite Dark Lord an heiress.

With everything wrapping up soon we better start planning what's next or it will be 2012 before we have something to do again.

[Salem Ave]

Well we have to assasinate the Hapan Queen next, which I figure will be a mission for eeeeveryone to get involved in... I want everyone to go visit Hapes. Including the Queen (we can just buy you a body-double or something, or maybe leave Salem in charge whilst you ladies do his bidding.. )

[Lucianus Adair]

I wonder what conniving Hapan women taste like....

*glances longingly at the spice rack*

[Salem Ave]

You can eat her if you like, but I believe Raz will want her head.

Possibly to hollow out and use as a jack'o'lantern.

[Lucianus Adair]

She can go ahead and TAKE the head first. I don't do brains or eyeballs.

[Razielle Alastor]

I was going to mail it to Tristan. Figured it was the least I could do.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Ok, ok, I'll work on a new update

[Salem Ave]

Thank you

[Razielle Alastor]

Woohooo!!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

ok i did it

poor bebe is starting to teethe... he's been v. unhappy

[Lucianus Adair]

So long as no-one loses fingers in the process, then I think the teething will go fine.