Stupid Ebay!
Stupid Ebay!
I played too much Guitar Hero and now I am crippled
Who grooms a CAT while DRIVING????
My son will dance to head shoulders knees and toes as fast as he can no matter HOW fast you sing the song.... If I keep singing it, I wonder if I can tucker him out early for bed.
My hair is greasy. I hate greasy hair. It's that time of the month where my cat won't let me sleep. Did I mention my hair is greasy?
I am so sick of PEOPLE. A lot of people. Damned PEOPLE. *grumble*
rrrraarrgh why don't you listen! I told you I have no time for that, no time! not a single minute. I lead a hectic life!!
Mmm, Hardee's tea is good....and they brought back the Smoked Sausage Biscuit! YAY!!!!!!
I always get "S" for my house, wtf.No matter what I do, it's always "S".
Rutabega rutabega, Oy oy oy!
I don't care how rutabega is spelled. Leave me alone.
Nya scares me.
Yes. God yes.
Walter is funny.
Saaaaannnnngria.
Huh, it really is just like riding a bike.
Except, you know, more calories burned.
I knew it was Jefferson Airplane. Just knew it.
I want my sisters elbows.. NOW...
Today was the Feast of the Blessing of the Houses. Ukrainians sing beautifully by the way. I went to the priest's house for supper, and somehow left with an East German military cap. It was totally coincidence that I was wearing my Che Guevara t-shirt, and underneath that (it was a cold day!) a long sleeved shirt with a red-star on it. And I wore my pop's old Army coat.
I laughed a lot when they said that if I cut my hair and wore a uniform I could pass for an Imperial Officer.
The priest's wife (we're all Eastern Catholic and many of them allow for married priests) took me aside and showed me her family's pictures, and told me about how Stalin had persecuted them. Uncomfortable! I think she thought I was really a Communist. Hah!
Hmmm, hairgel smells like oranges? Wha???
I wish my hair gel smelt of oranges.
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