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    Jhyx
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    I'm not food!

    It took him a few tries, but the little creature was finally able to duck through the doors of Master Yoghurt’s Bar and Grill as someone opened them to gain entrance. Darting inside, his tail flicked up just before the door closed behind him, and he stood up on his back legs in a futile attempt to get a better look at the interior. Ears twitching, he listened to the sounds of voices intermingling with one another, and his head turned every which way before settling on a pair of black military issued boots that stared him in the face.

    Craning his neck, he found himself gazing at a door guard who in turn was staring down at him. A second passed, than in a blur of motion the small creature leapt up onto the counter by the guard’s side. “Name’s Jhyx.”

    The guard only stared down at the little weasel thing.

    “I don’t have guns, couldn’t carry the things if I wanted to, so I don’t need to check anything, ok? Besides,” he went on, striking a comical pose, “who needs guns when you got muscles like these, huh?”

    The guard only stared.

    Sidling up to the guard, Jhyx nudged him. “Listen pal, I’ll come back to ya later, ok? I’m gonna go get a drink.” With another leap, the little creature flew through the air and landed lightly on a nearby table, startling the people sitting at it. “You should get something for that stare problem you got goin’ on there,” he called over his shoulder to the guard while jumping to the next table.

    Jhyx bounded from table to table making his way across the room to the bar. From a distance, the image was actually quite comical; up down, up down, the cycle repeated itself as he table-hopped expertly missing plates and cups as if it were effortless. He’d done this many times before, and never passed up a good game of “dodge the dishware.”

    With a final leap, he landed on an open barstool. The combined elements of his momentum and the fact that the stool had been built to swivel caused him to clamp his gloved paws onto the edges and watch as the bar and everyone in it went around in circles. Finally it stopped, and he remained motionless. His ear twitched a few times as he carefully released his deathgrip on the stool to turn and face the bar. He sat; flopped down rather, and let his tail hang down to make tiny swishes in the air.

    With slight annoyance, Jhyx found that when he sat, his eyes were level to the rim of the bartop, and hopping up, planted himself on the bartop; his tail draped over the edge and hovering over the barstool he’d previously occupied. His small, gloved paw slapped the top. “Can I get a water over here?”

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    Marcus QDunn
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    Re: I'm not food!

    OOC : Sorry to interject, but post was masterful. I'm having real problems containing laughter and the imagery was wonderful. Bravo!

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    Taataani Meorrrei
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    Re: I'm not food!

    (Taataani glanced at the squeaky little forrda as he hopped up on the bar. Her blue eyes seemed to shine as she adjusted her glasses, a smile across her supple lips.)

    Well hello therrre...

    (She purred, her tail swishing about as she watched him. The bartender arrived with her drink, and she sipped the reddish alcohol, wiping away an errant drop from her upper lip with a quick, pink tongue)

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    Salemn Lysce
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    Re: I'm not food!

    Suddenly Jhyx could hear the scraping of a stool being pulled out besides him. When he turned his head to see who caused it, he saw a little girl with brown eyes peering back curiously. A slight smile could be seen on her face as she clambered rather akwardly onto the stool, her feet dangling above the ground. He could hear her voice in his head, since she used the Force.

    Hi ! I've never seen you around here before ... Or rather yet, I've never seen anything quite like you. I'm Salemn, what's your name?

    She turned and looked at the stranger who sat opposite to the critter. It was a woman, but oddly enough, she had stripes and cat ears, accompanied with a tail. Realizing that she was staring, she quickly looked away, hoping not to be rude.

    OOC ~ Yes, I agree with Marcus. The image you gave in your post was quite humorous !

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    Jhyx
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    Re: I'm not food!

    Jhyx looked over at the owner of the purring voice as the bartender set his glass of water before him, and smiled from ear to ear.

    "Hi Catwoman," he chirped happily.

    Grasping the mug with both paws, he lifted it to his mouth. It seemed as though his entire upper body tilted back as he tipped the cup upwards to allow the water passage down his little throat.

    Setting the cup heavily back on the bar, he wiped his muzzle with a swipe of his arm and looked at the little girl who'd spoken in his head. With a suave hand, he attempted to slick his ears back, and put on his best dashing and devonnaire smile.

    "You can call me Mr. Universe." he shrugged. "I tried Mr. Know-it-all, but that was too on the nose."



    ooc: My humble thanks <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/smile.gif ALT="">

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    Taataani Meorrrei
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    Re: I'm not food!

    (The little creature suddenly found itself picked up by a striped hand, as Taa brought him up to eye level. She smiled softly, the tips of canine teeth barely visible behind glossy lips.)

    Mjy name jisss Taataanji, forrda...and wherrre have jyou been all mjy ljife.

    (She chuckled to herself, eyeing him over)

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    Jhyx
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    Re: I'm not food!

    "Whoa! Easy lady!" Jhyx exclaimed, trying to pry her fingers from around his small body. "This is very expensive merchandise here, ok?"

    "And the name's Jhyx, not Forrda" he went on, just a tad out of breath and still trying to extricate himself from her grasp.

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    Salemn Lysce
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    Re: I'm not food!

    Salemn smiled slightly at his "supposed name".

    Alright, Mr. Universe ...

    Suddenly her eyes widened as the felined female picked him up, bringing him dangerously close to her mouth. "Mr. Universe" was trying desperately to extricate himself from her grip.

    Um .. Ms. ? I don't think he likes being held ...

    Sometimes, it was very aggravating to continuiously speak through the Force. This was one of those times she wished she wasn't mute.

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    Taataani Meorrrei
    Guest

    Re: I'm not food!

    Jhjyx...what an jinterrressstjing name...

    (Taa spoke unenthused, using her index finger and thumb to muzzle the little creature. Unfortunately for Salemn, her force-carried words could not be heard in a Cizerack mind, as they were completely blind to the force. Taa continued to glance the little creature over, her grip around him steadfast.)

    jYou know...jI've been lookjing forrr a frrrjiend ljike jyou.

    (She laughed throatily, watching him fidget in her grasp. The creature was maybe a third of a meter long, and not very plump, but with enough meat on the bone to be fun. Taa's pink tongue ran along her teeth as she sniffed at Jhyx...prodding the alien's little paunch with her left index finger.)

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    Jhyx
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    Re: I'm not food!

    Jhyx's ears twitched uncontrollably as soon as her fingers closed his mouth, and he attempted to pull away more foribly. Planting his footpaws square on her well-endowed chest, he pushed away with all his might.

    "Mmmfffllgooo kmphme," he managed to inarticulately mumble.

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    Salemn Lysce
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    Re: I'm not food!

    Salemn frowned slightly. Maybe the woman didn't hear her. Well, she didn't want to see the poor critter scarfed down, so she took a napkin and ripped a piece off. Taking out a pen, she scribbled on it, then handed it to the lady.


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    Taataani Meorrrei
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    Re: I'm not food!

    (Feeling pressure on her chest, Taa inadvertently released her hold on the creature's snout)

    Oh jyou'rrre a plajyful one, too. jI ljike that...

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    Jhyx
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    Re: I'm not food!

    Even with her fingers gone, Jhyx still pushed away from her. "Aye, I'm playful."

    Wiggling the toes of his footpaws still firmly entrenched on her chest, he winked and made a clicking noise while flashing her yet another of his dashing smiles.

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    Taataani Meorrrei
    Guest

    Re: I'm not food!

    (Taa growled, grasping the creature's hind legs as she looked at the paper the little girl handed her.)

    jIf jyou know a betterrr wajy to have lunch, jI'm all earrrsss.

    (She wiggled her long ears for emphasis, turning back to the little weasel)

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    Jhyx
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    Re: I'm not food!

    "Lunch??!!!" Jhyx was usually clueless about a lot of things, and this situation was no different. "You wanna eat me??!!"

    With this new revelation, his struggles increased and he threw his head back. "Help!!!! She wants to eat me!!!!!!"

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    Taataani Meorrrei
    Guest

    Re: I'm not food!

    (With that, Taa stuffed half the little creature into her mouth)

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    Jhyx
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    Re: I'm not food!

    With the upper half of his body crammed unceremoniously inside the cat woman's mouth, Jhyx did the only thing he could think of. He wriggled his arms in front of him and tickled the inside of the back of her throat.

    "Spit me out you heartless wench!!!!" he yelled within the cavern of her mouth.

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    AmazonBabe
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    Re: I'm not food!

    :: And the furry creature was instantly plucked from Taa's mouth. AB lifted him up and out of Taa's mouth, the creature scurrying onto her shoulder. ::

    He asked for help, and he will receive it.

    :: She eyed Taa, somewhat sternly. ::

    Do try to behave.

    :: The creature was hiding somewhere in the folds of her red hair, a bit wet from the cat's saliva. AB handed him a napkin to dry off. ::

    You'll have to excuse the Cizerack. They find anything small and scurrying to be food.

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    Salemn Lysce
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    Re: I'm not food!

    Salemn was stunned at what happened next. The woman ate the creature. Or so she thought. Another woman came along and rescued the critter, for Salemn was too shocked to move. Finally, her senses came back and she glanced at the newcoming woman. A powerful aura radiated from her, and instantly she knew. The woman was a Jedi Master.

    Hopping off her stool, she curtsied in politeness.

    Forgive me about earlier, M'am ... I seemed to have lost my wits.

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    Jhyx
    Guest

    Re: I'm not food!

    Jhyx perched on the stranger's shoulder and accepted the napkin she handed him, proceeding to dry himself off with a feverish pace.

    Satisfied that he was dry enough, he crumpled the napkin into a little ball and through it at Taa. Wrapped his tale around his savior's neck to steady himself on her shoulders, he settled himself comfortably.

    "You know Catwoman, you're lucky this lady came by," he said with a smug grin, puffing out his chest and crossing his arms. "If she hadn't, I would have had to bust one of my lethal moves."

    His ears twitched, and he leaned forward a little bit. "And then you would have been really sorry."

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