Bring Me the Head of Ishara Alastor

Once upon a time there were three very different little girls who grew up to be three very different women with three things in common: they're brilliant, they're beautiful, and they work for me. My name is Salem. :cool:



:lol Alright with that out of the way. It's time for some Charlies Angels-esque action in which the ladies of Onderon to live up to their devious Darth titles. How, you ask?

Razielle and Lilaena are going to assassinate the Queen Mother of Hapes :o

However... through an unfortunate series of circumstances, they are going to end up with their asses in jail and a death penalty on their heads. So, someone needs to save them. Who, you cry?

Darth Creas! Adraudia Basille! Yes, the Queen will have to travel to Hapes, free her comrades, and - with the help of her pals - complete the assassination attempt.

Salem, meanwhile, will be sipping a martinis in an undisclosed location in the Onderonian mountains.

you're sending my belly into battle? :twak

:p I kid, I love it. The Queen Mother would want her lineage to be under her thumb anyways.

I was thinking this would be after the baby was born. (skipping ahead in the timeline for the sake of fun times)

Maybe that was part of your disguise in going? To introduce Ishara to her grand-daughter? And then she could steal it, after you tried to kill her :mneh

Well, going to battle while prego isn't unheard of, when it comes to women in general and Force users in paticular. :)

But skipping ahead is :cool too

^ Fears Womb, am i rite?

But yeah, I think it might be more interesting story-wise if Ishara stole the bebe.

But then... then... uh...

Wait are we taking the baby with us?

edit: n/m I see the answer could be yes. I am GUD AT REEDING.

Okay so Lil could be going as Razzy's ladies maid? Cool, nu?

That would work.

Oh, yes post-bebe would be shiny. And if the bitch steals Beatrix her ass is cooked anyways. :D

Yes prego in battle is something that Dale knew well :lol This is should be fun :D

I shall occupy myself... Uhm... with trees. :rolleyes

I would offer to play with you, Phoenix - but I think I may have been stolen by witches at that point :uhoh

I hope so for your sake... ;)

Darling, you wouldn't kill me too?

Would you?

:o

Of course not, my dearest....

:ninja

this thread makes me laugh ^_^ yay

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Originally Posted by Tristan Alastor

I would offer to play with you, Phoenix - but I think I may have been stolen by witches at that point :uhoh

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Well, at least I am prettier than you. :p

...and as for what I am up to? Supplanting the general AND the captain of the royal guard. I am by far much more useful to your purposes.>D

you post more anyways... :p, future baby-sitter..

XD

I will try not to corrupt the little darling. :rolleyes

Considering her parentage, I'd be more concerned with who'll she be corrupting in time..

Corrupt away! :lol

Yes, I am afraid she is going to be corrupt from birth... redeeming her would be harder than making her evil

This is to funny. Oh yeah I still exist betcha all missed my charming personality and now non existent rp career as a hapen royal guard protecting an ambasador. :P

Did you post IC? O_o

Anyway, when are we starting this?

ASAP I guess. Maybe tomorrow?

Well I'll keep my eyes open. :)

Woo. Yays. Things are finally calming down a little, and I should be able to be posting. ^_^

Excellent!

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Originally Posted by Ashley Horizonis

This is to funny. Oh yeah I still exist betcha all missed my charming personality and now non existent rp career as a hapen royal guard protecting an ambasador. :P

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nonexistent? :twak What so I'm not worthy of protecting?

:p

Yummy is worth protecting. Well, at least until yummy has served its purpose. >D

Ok so when I said I would start this ASAP evidently I meant 'in a couple of months time'. Obviously with Erin not being around we can't progress it particularly far, but I think I might get the intro up this weekend :)

wooohoo!!! :dance

I always figured it would be amusing if Victer showed up and had p. much already done the job for them. He's already figured out that Salemn wants the Queen of Hapes bumped off.

It would also cement him as being devious, which I like. He's subtle right now, and I think this would be the big bang he needs.

I've already figured out how to do it too. :D

Do tell :mneh

Some of the edible imports the queen and her court have been eating are... reactive with an odorless, colorless gas.

Iocaine Powder!

The idea was for this to be the first time that the Queen gets some real action, killin peeps and freeing her co-apprentices... but if you two want to work together on it, be my guest.

LD would be pretty pissed if she went all that way and got the glory stolen by some upstart. Of course, they're going to be in jail and failed anyway... that's going to make her mad.

In other news, I posted and am the best apprentice ever.

Well, she can still free the Apprentices and take out the Queen with Victer. It would be a surprise I think, but either way with Ishara dead, Salem would be pleased and cement Onderon's chosen as those who control Hapes ^_^

I do not want to discount Adraudia killing some people. I want that side of her to be seen finally.

Can I try and stop her?

..why would you do a silly thing like that? :mneh

*yawn* is this thread going to progress?

You know it can't until Erin is back :|

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Originally Posted by Dasquian Belargic

..why would you do a silly thing like that? :mneh

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I don't maybe it's cause I have some odd sense of loyalty to Ishara Alastor her being the queen of hapes and all. It might also be because I'm a royal guard. Then again it could be a total lapse in judgement on my part. :mneh

Patience evil Sith :whip

:shakefist LD is not known for her patience

:)

Go post in the other thread we have then :mneh

YOU go post in the other thread we have then.

Er, after I do. :uhoh

What'd I miss?! |I

Apart from me? ;)

well... obviously.. :rolleyes

:love

Razzy!!! :glomp

Tasty!

I mean... welcome back! :D

She lives!!! :eee

I posted, go go go!

*Pounces Raz!*

Hmm, would it be alright if I bring my slave girl along? :)

Sure, why not :)

You're up btw :D

I am not getting in a crate.

No, Erin is!

Akasha will be accompanying us, but LD is going to slip her into the entourage, she won't be there in any official capacity other than servant/slave, unlike the Princess and Mandalore. And, I'd prefer if the fact that she's LD's apprentice is sort of... not well known aside from Salem. :) If that's possible.

AHAHAHA no I didn't mean Erin is getting into a crate! >_<

Yes, you did! And you're going to ship her to meee!!

:lol

Wait a second, you have access here? *calls the dogs* >D

Please woman, I own this place!

I am not getting in a damn crate. <_<

What about my 'crate'? :lol

what.. a crate of brains?o_O

I think Salem is allowed in your crate, but you're not allowed to let anyone else in.

:mischief

And no one gets anywhere near mine! :eek

done..

Hey Phoenix, my invite is for plus one. Wanna go for a ride?

I'm all for beheadings, my dear. :D

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Originally Posted by Lilaena De'Ville

And no one gets anywhere near mine! :eek

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That so? We shall see about that.

suh-weet! :D:D:D

I'll pop on so we can plot. ;)

Ok you guyses, feel free to skip forward a day and board the ship to Hapes in your next posts.

aye aye!:D

Oh no it's that tralk that married Triston. welcome back Raz. :D

Did I? I can't recall.... :angel

Who is Tristan again?

That pansy hapan who my woman is infatuated with... I mean the son of the queen of Hapes whom I sever until death. :/

Life sucks. lol

you severed him to death? I knew it! You killed my husband! You are why he is missing! GUARDS!!!:verymad;)

No I serve the queen until my death. Saddly that also means I must protect your pathetic husband too. :p

Which reminds me I have to start a thread where I take Aestiva on a search mission for him. Gah!

Sever?

I think you mean serve ;) It's Raz and LD who will be doing the severing! :lol

Haha, you won't find him.

He is in a place where you can't get unless you happen to be force sensitive, and can navigate through herds of trained rancor, and want to deal with an entire clan of Nightsisters who do not want to give up their Witch Prince, and... one in particular who is quite enamored of him.

Wait... who said he wanted to be found?:p

It was Mr. Salems suggestion actually. I think he is just trying to get us off onderon. lol

Go... catch a chicken. :twak

I was wondering if whom ever is to kill the queen if they might do me a small favor if possible. I don't know by what means you are going to kill her for sure. weather it's going to be covert or confrontational?

If you could could you also if possible kill the captain (or head of the guard what ever he is called.) of the royal guard. Currently in Ashley's back story I got it writen as the captain or what ever is his father. I mean it would be a great twist for my character but only if you can make it possible of course.

Um, I think I'm waiting on Razzy to post to this..?

:o Going! Sorreh!

and done!

Lilaena is up now, I believe.

^_^; I know I know!

I'm secretly holding out until you post to some other threads I'm waiting on YOU in. ;)

:shakefist blackmail and bribery!

:twak just post! all of you people!

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Originally Posted by Dasquian Belargic

:shakefist blackmail and bribery!

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I learned from the best, Master. :cool:

Do as I say, not as I do! :mneh

I was going to offer the idea of Aestiva as a sleeper assassin, but it looks like it's been decided and I'm coming into things too late for that to make sense.

The Queen is killing the Queen. Adraudia is killing Ishara. :mneh

As I've said before, this was supposed to be a chance for Adraudia to show what she is made of.

as it should be. :)

But if you want to go help her somehow.. I think Victer is supposed to be helping some how.

I mean, they have to break Lilaena and Raz out of jail too whilst they're there.

nah, I'll sit this one out. Aestiva's training will keep her active for now. :)

ISHARA.

POST DAMN YOU!:twak