Wow, the Old Neighborhood Really Went to Hell.
In the span of only a few days, Halajiin Rabeak had gone from hot-shot young Jedi Knight famous for his takedown of the Melestrei crime syndicate and the proud owner of a wonderful little apartment at the Jedi Order on Coruscant, complete with a fine kitchenette, to a homeless, displaced fugitive from an enemy he'd never met. All in all, he'd had worse weeks, but he was hard-pressed to remember just when.
He'd been told he was frozen in carbonite for one hundred and seven years, all that time drifting through space on a ruined vessel. He'd been told that Coruscant was now the home of the Galactic Empire, which had overthrown the senate and declared dominion over what was once a fantastically bureaucratic republic in which he had many lovely stamps in his passport - which he was now told was a valuable collectors item. He'd also been told that any Jedi caught by the Empire was as good as dead, but worst of all, absolutely worst of all, was that he'd learned that his own race had been disgraced to the point that it was rare to even run across a Nehantite off-world, now.
Okay, so maybe it was the worst week ever. His brain told him.
Yeah, really can't argue with that. I was totally going to score with those Twilek twins, too. His base natures kicked in.
Dude, they were the boss's daughters. You would have been dead before you got it wet.
But they were into me! Screw their dad!
Ugh, no thanks, I'll leave that to you.
Gah! That's not what I meant, and you know it!
I know you're in a lot of trouble, now, if you don't get your act together. You're probably a legend to these Jedi, by now; the great hope of a Jedi from days long past, ready to lead them into the future and save the galaxy!
And you think I have unrealistic ambitions.
You wanted to bone Miss October while driving a topless Fjerrajriii speeder though rings of lightning-fire.
A guy's got to have dreams, doesn't he? Your dream was for me to learn how to speak Wookiee.
And what's wrong with that?
Have you seen Wookiee females? They look just like the males, and... no. Just no.
I think your escort is arriving.
Crap. Yeah, looks that way. Think we're ready for this, or are you going to shut down again because you just "can't handle the overload?"
You shut down when you've got too much pain. I think that's weaker than dealing with too much information, but I think we should be good. Still, just in case I go down again, try not to drool.
I can't promise that if there's good food.
You know what I mean.
Seriously, I'm so hungry I could eat a whole nerf.
Hal's appetite would have to wait, however, as he stepped out of the docking arm and into the Whalodon proper. It was a huge ship, though dwarfed by the Challenger which flanked her, and thanks to her size Hal felt much more planted than when he'd been aboard the Novgorod or the Skipper. Still, the Nehantite's yellow-furred tail flicked with nervous discomfort as he knew that this ship had replaced the majestic and powerful spire which he had known as the Jedi Order. Having heard how far behind the Jedi and the Rebel Alliance were, he wondered if he could even begin to make a dent in the grand scheme of things, especially showing up with just the clothes on his back.
I really need to do some laundry.
Maybe your new quarters will have a laundrette.
It better have a kitchenette, too.
Why do you always have to have a kitchenette? What's wrong with a while kitchen?
Kitchens are for chefs. Kitchenettes are for bachelors. It does enough to keep me fed, and that's all I need.
Fair point.
And it's less I have to clean.
Lazy.
And you know it.
Hal could stall no longer, though. The Whalodon had been informed that he was coming, and as he saw his greeting party drawing closer, the yellow mongoose took a deep breath and only hoped he could make a good first impression on someone who hadn't even been born when he bought his last cup of stimcaff.